Miscellaneous

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
(Sings) Ammonia poor little sparrow.

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny the way you keep saying 'Whos there' every time I knock.

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry, Butch, and Jimmy.
Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive across the road.

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummeasles are better so can I come in?

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam key broke in the lock.

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I called by?

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister last bus home.

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
York.
York who?
York coming over to my place tonight?

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock.

 

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

Source: Vesel